She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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