It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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