Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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