They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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