Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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