god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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