Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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