I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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