Me too!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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