Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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