your room smells of hookers.
And success
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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