How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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