I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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