You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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