i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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