Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Your penis caused this!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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