i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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