What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
4 words: hood of his car
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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