sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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