You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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