turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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