i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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