The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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