Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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