I want to make a zoo with you.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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