If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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