I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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