i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I take back everything I said about communal showers
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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