I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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