We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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