Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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