I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Girls should come with a carfax report
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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