Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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