he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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