I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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