Just mADE A PArabola og urine
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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