i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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