Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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