Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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