It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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