Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I looked at my own cervix.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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