He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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