I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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