Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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