You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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