apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
