what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i think i have herpe
just one?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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