And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
someone owes me an orgasm
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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