SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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