what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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