we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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