I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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