Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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