Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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