You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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