so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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